0%DEBRIS CLEARED
Crew manifest
Boost reserve
Dept. of Exterior Maintenance presents
★ THE VIDEO GAME™ ★
✦  ✦  ✦

Drag anywhere to arm the slingshot · release to launch
Tap to Boost · Hold for Shields & Brakes — hazards burn boost, not crew
🍕 rehires lost crew · clear 100% and you're authorized to land.

◤ Drag to begin shift ◢
◤ Tap to start ◢
A gig economy simulation · shift #4471 · pay not guaranteed
PAUSED
SETTINGS
PROFILE · LOCATION
MAPS COMPLETED0 / 0
MY LOCATION
Boards with an address serve only within their radius of this zip. Blank = every board.
RENDER
AUTO hunts the display's sweet spot. On a big TV, FAST/FASTEST trades invisible resolution for smoothness.
∿ TRACE seconds
How long a flight trail lingers. Longer traces make orbits readable; shorter keeps the sky clean.
PROFILE
ORBITAL SANITATION
THE VIDEO GAME™ · a screensaver with employment issues
DESIGN & DIRECTIONERIC OSTRANDER
MUSICSATIE · CHOPIN · BEETHOVEN · BACH · PACHELBEL (PUBLIC DOMAIN)
CAST6–13 UNPAID CADETS PER SHIFT
AD SALESSEE MANAGEMENT · $5/BOARD
No cadets were paid in the making of this game.
© 2026 ERIC OSTRANDER · ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
tap anywhere to close
YOU LOSE!
YOU WIN!
⚑ BOUT STANDINGS
PILOTSALVAGESHARECREWFATE
ORBITAL SANITATION DEPT.
CONTRACTOR PAY STATEMENT
TAP ANYWHERE FOR NEXT SHIFT
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